PORKY

calm down porky, calm down now porky,

calm down porky, calm down now porky,

(phone rings)

>oop, gettin a call, sorry uhhhhhh yap?

>yeah i just wanna know if ur uh ur refrigerators runnin?

>my refrigerator?

>yeah

>uhhhh yap

>uhhh welll, u better go catch it ;)

>what?

(hangs up phone)

calm down porky yuh yuh yuh yuh

calm down now i said porky calm down porky

calm down porky man calm porky calm ur sould ur gettin crazy and I DONT LIKE IT!!

(COOL FUCKING GUITAR SOLO)

calm down porky calm down porkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(HOLY SHIT!!)